Knock knock knock! Hyung! It’s me, your Dildo! (Newbie Translation)

I don't know when exactly, but something ‘weird’ appeared in my house out of nowhere. Not only did it appear with a bang, knocking on my door, it's even shouting, "Hyung! It's me, Dildo!" from outside…?! WTF is this honey-baby-boocakes dildo-boy that comes back regardless of how I throw him away?!?!! I have no need for— "Because I'm a dildo… Does that put you in a bind, Hyung? ?°(°´?`°)°?" Wait… This might actually be better than I thought…?